i hate tumblr.

006: Tumblinas

I began writing a very long, very boring entry discussing the reasons why I hate Tumblr based SOLELY around TUMBLINAS. You know, the “Ya-Ya Sisterhood” attitude, the annoying self-deprecation, the asinine content in general, but then I thought about it, and asked myself, what Peter W. Knox would do?

So.

Here are a bunch of recent links to reasons why I hate TUMBLINAS, and therefore hate Tumblr. RE-BLOG, but with no commentary, k? That’s how it’s done on Tumblr, right?

LJicons about cats

Greeting cards that FOR SOME REASON only focus on men fucking up. As if women, no, the TUMBLINAS, are completely void of any blame, ever.

Trolling for birthday wishes like the kind mascarah got, posting pictures of cupcakes because most TUMBLINAS are too immature to know any other desserts.

Desiring croc sandals. I have no idea why I know what those things are.

Asking to be called a “term of endearment” that is not dessert-based.

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Actually, this post is pretty cool. Wait, no comments. Bummer. No surprise there. I think Will Oldham is a little too “non-mainstream but accessible” for the Tumblr and ESPECIALLY the TUMBLINA core audience.